30.12.08

the things you think about when you are bored at work.

while i was reading about some poor female celeb, who's privates got caught showing...i started reading people's comments...and realized how many different ways you could actually say the word. so i went for it: how many different slang words have i heard people use to express VAGINA?

box
cooter
va-jay-jay
snatch
cunt
honey pot
beaver
pussy
goodies
junk
cat
bojingo
carpet
kitty
figure 8
chocha
cookie
v-dub
bush
cooch
nappy dugout
furburger
twat
coochie
punani
vag
muff
love shack
vagine
bearded clam

there's plenty more i'm sure....however i've yet to hear them heard.